"Love Is A Battlefield. Arm yourself".
A brand new musical, from the people behind the critically acclaimed and sold-out shows, “Caravan Of Love” and “In The Air Tonight“, featuring brand new arrangements of hit 80s songs.
A story where the synths shimmer, the secrets simmer, and the past refuses to stay buried…
Simon Hayward loved women – and women loved Simon.
That was the problem.
He never could choose just one… and now he’s dead, which should have put an end to his womanising. Should.
Enter Ronnie Hayward: clipboard queen, funeral commander, and the woman Simon had promised forever. She’s determined to give her late husband a send‑off worthy of a man who lived loudly, loved widely, and lied beautifully, as it turns out.
But as the mourners arrive – some expected, some… very much not, Ronnie’s perfect planning begins to fall apart.
A brand new jukebox musical for adults only… Coming 2027
Frankie Said “Relax”. You won’t be able to
Written by Shaun French
Directed by Dave Ross & Vicki Brownlee